Taxonomy of Credulus muscae (Common Name: MAGAt)  

Kingdom:

Animalia 

Phylum:

Chordata (though neural complexity is frequently debated) 

Class:

Mammalia (despite exhibiting limited nurturing behaviors) 

Order:

Primates (though tool use is largely confined to social media platforms) 

Family:

Demagogidae (a group characterized by susceptibility to misinformation and cult-like adherence to charismatic figures) 

Genus:

Credulus (derived from Latin "credere", "to believe," referencing an extreme propensity for uncritical acceptance of falsehoods) 

Species:

C. muscae (literally "fly believer," alluding to both their parasitic nature and attraction to decay)  

Description & Behavior:  

Credulus muscae, commonly referred to as the "MAGAt," is a parasitic organism that thrives in decaying sociopolitical ecosystems. Exhibiting marked photophobia (aversion to factual illumination), specimens are most active in dark, conspiratorial environments. They are drawn to the necrotic tissue of democratic institutions, where they feed on the rotting flesh of truth, reason, and national cohesion.  

Morphologically

C. muscae is distinguished by:  

• Mouthparts: Adapted for regurgitation of pre-digested propaganda.  
• Locomotion: Primarily migratory, moving in swarms toward perceived grievances.  
• Reproductive Strategy: Rapid proliferation via viral misinformation vectors.  

Ecological Impact:  

As opportunistic detritivores, C. muscae accelerates the decomposition of civil discourse, leaving behind a hollowed-out husk of polarized hostility. While initially dismissed as a fringe nuisance, unchecked infestations have proven capable of undermining foundational democratic structures.  

Control Measures:  

Resistance to logic and evidence-based reasoning makes eradication difficult. Suggested mitigation strategies include robust education, inoculation against disinformation, and limiting exposure to decaying media environments.